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The Sexy Fairy Tales Meme

Everyone knows a few fairy tales or two. Stories of princesses being locked in towers or having wishes granted by fairy godmothers. Princesses being locked away, waiting on their Prince Charming to come and save them.

Have you ever wondered what it was like to be a princess locked away in a tower, waiting on your Prince Charming? Or maybe you're a prince locked away and are waiting for your Princess. Either way, this is your chance to live out a fairy tale, with a twist. This is the Love Hotel after all.

• Post with your character and preferences to the meme.


• Go to Random.org and roll to see what fairy tale you get.


• Tag around! You and your partner or partners are now playing different parts of a fairy tale! Be sure to discuss with your partner which roll you would like to take.

1. Beauty and the Beast: Are you a naive peasant or a cruel beast? The Beast has sought to express their love, as well as find it, before the last petal falls from the rose. Perhaps as the peasant, you are both captivated by and feel pitiful for the poor creature, or maybe you are the beast, and will do whatever it takes to get that love most desired in the most carnal ways imaginable.

2. Little Red Riding Hood: Taking goodies to your loved ones, are you? Well, you might want to be careful of these woods -- there's danger lurking around every corner. One of you shall play the innocent traveler, and the other, the sneaky wolf who will stop at nothing to cause mischief. The wolf will be given a taste of the goodies to leave the traveler to finish their journey, but there's a catch. You didn't think those snacks would go untouched, did you? Well, you'll learn, as the wolf starts to get a bit more invasive of your privacy. And maybe you might feel the same thing as well -- maybe you shouldn't have kept eating the cookies you were supposed to be packing away.

3. Hansel and Gretel: So, your blasted guide has left you two stranded in the woods. The sun is about to set upon you, and as luck would have it, you discover a quaint little cottage... made of GINGERBREAD? It looks so mouthwatering, you just can't help but take a taste... and another... and another. It seems that no one is around, so you take refuge in the house. Huh. It seems to be pretty warm in there. What was in that gingerbread?

4. Snow White: A bitter cold sends a chill up a lost soul's spine as they search for a haven to stay for the night. Unfortunately, no comfort comes without a price, and perhaps some sort of pay of services would be the perfect method to clear your debt. One of you shall play the lost soul to be taken in, while the other shall be the host. Perhaps you are kind to take the person in and accept the physical favors modestly, or maybe you have a darker side to you and are hellbent on exposing them to your heart's content for putting you through the trouble.

5. Goldilocks: The story of the rudest trespassing in fantasy history. One of you shall play a stranger, who wanders into a house placed curiously at the center of the forest you are exploring. You seem to neglect what your mother taught you about manners and go inside. There's even dinner resting on the table for you to eat! But you knew something tasted odd, and it's not long until you find yourself squirming in your seat. Suddenly, you can't take it anymore and rush toward the bedroom to relieve yourself, hopefully quickly. Sadly, the person playing opposite of you discovers you, and they're not too happy. But that doesn't lessen their intrigue at how they find you in their bed.

6. Pied Piper: This flute isn't about to be used to draw away vermin. One of you is skilled with the instrument, strangely able to compose the most beautiful melodies. However, you are unaware of it's power. The other player shall find out well about the effects of the flute, its tunes instantly drawing them to feel heated and to seek out the one responsible for the music. And trust me when I say, they're not about to offer a simple 'bravo' on your music. They are under your spell, yours to control as you wish.

7. Rapunzel: Locked in a tower all your life? Poor you. But perhaps a wanderer happens upon the tower. You've only known one other human being your who existence -- of course you're going to let them in. So you lower your rope (or hair, whichever you deem appropriate) and let them in, and blessed be, you feel like it is love at first sight. You shall finally be able to escape, and maybe this someone can offer you new happiness.

8. Sleeping Beauty: Man, that was one long nap. Are you the one who laid down for a not so short nap or did you come across a sleeping beauty and decide to wake them up with more than just a kiss? You've been asleep for quite a while, why don't you thank the one who woke you up with more than just a simple 'Thank You'.

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8. Sleeping Beauty: It took only one prick from a needle or a bad word from a jealous rival. Now you're sleeping a long and dreamless sleep, cursed to never see the light of the day again. Don't despair, though! It is said that love from a brave hero is enough to bring you back to the waking world. And no, just a kiss won't be enough. They must go all the way before you're awake and ready to give them your heart along with your body.

9. Fisherman and His Wife: You've been working all night and all day, but nothing is enough to satisfy the love of your life. There is just one hope left - something powerful has recently granted you the power to fulfill any wish, no matter how impossible. Now you can finally satisfy the one you devoted yourself to. Let's just hope that they won't be asking for even more later, hm?

10. A Tale of Tales: Not all stories fall under the same pattern. Maybe you have your own story to tell, one that doesn't fit together with anything provided above. In that case, pick this option and choose whatever you want. Who knows, maybe you'll become the new great storyteller.